S3 Ep39: The Most WTF Moments We've Had At School
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
In the spirit of safety (and hilarity), Lauran introduces us to the most memorable fire safety magician, who taught kids about safety while pulling a rabbit out of his... fireproof hat? We also relive the terror of the legendary fundraising assembly skits. And let's not forget Tell's revelation about grade inflation, sparking a debate filled with wit and sarcasm.
We're also applauding our heroic students in this episode. From a 7th grader taking over a bus when the driver faints, to a brave class handling their teacher's unexpected fall, these kids give us hope for the future.
Just when you think it can't get any crazier, we cap off the episode with a story about a school with a very unwanted guest, pretending to be a substitute teacher. We promise it's even wilder than it sounds!
Join us for a jaw-dropping trip down memory lane in the world of school assemblies. We assure you, it's an episode you won't want to miss!
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of Teacher's Off Duty, we're talking about crazy, |
| 0:03.2 | school assemblies, WTF moments, and education and asbestos. |
| 0:08.2 | What the frick? |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, best friends. Welcome to Teacher's Off Duty. Today, we're going to be talking about |
| 0:52.4 | Karekri School assemblies and WTF moments in teaching and I know we got a lot of them. |
| 0:57.8 | We have a teacher that sent in some advice from us. |
| 1:03.0 | So it says, Dear Mr. Williams, my students are usually well-behaved in class. However, |
| 1:06.8 | when we're at school assemblies, I'll help or exclude. The last one my students continue |
| 1:10.8 | to make bird noises while the presenter was speaking. It got so bad that we were asked |
| 1:14.9 | to leave the assembly and now to attend the next one. I am so embarrassed. Am I the only |
| 1:20.0 | teacher that has had this happen to? Signed, hired and ticked off teachers. |
| 1:24.4 | Oh my god. You're the bird noises. Oh, somebody was whistling in my class |
| 1:30.4 | here today and I cannot figure out who it was and it was driving me crazy and they were |
| 1:34.4 | doing silent work and I was like, who is whistling? I was like, stop whistling and I was like, |
| 1:40.9 | the next person that whistling, you know when you're a teacher and you get fed up, |
| 1:43.6 | you're like, the next person that whistles and so then like five of them started whistling |
| 1:48.1 | and I still couldn't figure out who it was and I was like, it's the four y'all back there with |
| 1:52.0 | masks on. I know it has to be y'all because I have looked at everybody else's mouth and I cannot |
| 1:56.5 | tell who it is. It's like those tiktok videos are like a game to them. It's like a game to them. |
| 1:59.2 | One person singing, you're like, guess who's the singer? Y'all, it was meh. There's stuff |
| 2:03.8 | in teaching and I'm like, this is making me crazy. I cannot tell who was whistling. |
| 2:07.4 | Because there's power in numbers. I think when let's go to assembly, they know they can get |
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