S3 Ep36: When You Accidentally Moon Your Crush During Four Square

Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

hi besties!! because so many of y'all are going back to school (and we haven't been back in school in a billion years) we asked you to send in your funniest back to school stories and y'all DELIVEREDDDDD. in this episode we talked about how powerful it felt to be the one in class who wrote on the whiteboard, gaslighting people into why you are NOT the type of person to fart out loud??, and why Beyoncé is truly the most beautiful talented special woman to ever grace the Earth pERIOD.

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0:00.0	All right, friends, looking back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:14.0	Ooh!
0:15.0	How you doing?
0:19.0	Good.
0:21.0	Got my shik a learner. Drew's current hyperfection is the shake.
0:25.0	What is it?
0:26.0	Or it's a smoothie.
0:27.0	It's not a shake.
0:28.0	What is it?
0:29.0	A milkshake.
0:30.0	A big-ass milkshake.
0:32.0	It's a smoothie.
0:33.0	I know, what is it?
0:35.0	It's from Juice It Up.
0:37.0	I don't know if they have juice it up everywhere,
0:39.0	but this is from juice it up.
0:40.0	It's called The Zone.
0:42.0	Dang. Do you feel like you're in the zone?
0:44.0	Some might say that I'm in the zone.
0:47.0	All right.
0:48.0	It's like a peanut butter, banana kind of vibe.
0:53.8	Is it oatmeal?
	...

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