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One of my biggest frustrations at the moment is, would be faux fans of the...

So how into the Euros were you?

I know you're a big football fan, Paul.

You're a football fan, Sean?

Yeah, yeah, enough. So this is the thing that fucking ground my gears recently, right? I know you're a big football fan, Paul. You're a football fan, Sean? Yeah, yeah, enough.

So this is the thing that fucking ground my gears recently, right? I went to quite a lot of the Euros, right? I got into, I love my football. I bet I followed England all around the place. What really started to annoy me is when it sort of come to the quarterfinals, semi-finals. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

What do you mean you followed England all around the place?

No, no. All around the world. Like, when England travel for away games. You go to away games? Japan, I've done. Germany I've done. That is mental. Why is that mental? Mate, because I'm a... This is what I'm talking about, because you're a fair with a fan, isn't you? I guarantee, right? I guarantee, bullshit. You're exactly what I'm talking about. I'll have you know that I moved to Shepard's Bush so I could walk to QPR. So stick that in your sandwich and bite it. You know what? I've never respected you more.

Genuinely, as a stand up, you're one of my favourites out there. I respect you more now for that than anything you've ever said or done in your life. Good. What I'm talking about now is, you know, this could be the last big tournament that we're all going to do. It's on homesaw. let's get together. All the old boys, all the gang. Before you know, what starts happening is someone going, oh, you know, I'm going to bring, like, my missus along. Oh, you know, Sam, he really fancies it. I'm like, Sam's never like football in his fucking life. But he wants to go for the experience. So Sam comes along, but someone else who loves football and has traveled and given his life to watching football doesn't have a ticket, right? So then that's bad enough for me. But I can just about suck that up. But he got to the semi-fine at Denmark and I can just about accept faux fans being at things. And this isn't just football, by the way. I sold t-shirts at Festivalsonbury, Teena Park. What really used to fucking get my grind my gears was then someone pretended they were into a type of music just because they were there on a stag dude. Oh, man. The stag's like, oh, I like heavy metal. So they've all gone to download. And you see one prick just going, No worry like OECD. Name a song. I'm a stand next to you.

I know, yeah. heavy metal so they've all gone to download and you see one prick just going oh yeah no i really like

ac d name a song i'm gonna stand this year i know yeah i can't stand it i can't stand it i can't

so romans t-shirts became like a kind of fashion item yeah oh what's your favorite

romeone's song i'm sorry i didn't realize they were a band wait i loved the song time

your life by green day what am i a fan no i just know the words to one song it literally I'm sorry I didn't realize they were a band. Wait, I loved the song Time Your Life by Green Day.

Am I a fan? No.

I just know the words to one song.

It literally drives me crazy.

Honestly, Tom, I'm so with you on this.

If you are wearing a Ghostbusters t-shirt and you don't know all of the words to the film, get it off.

Take it off now.

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