Previously on the two princes, with two days until the Royal Wedding, Joan set off to investigate

the strange happenings in the hinterlands. Meanwhile, Amir tried to dig up some darling,

Percy had a tantrum, and Brutus gave his daughter an ultimatum, so much stuff happening.

But listen, you're probably bingeing this season in one go and don't need a reminder

of every single little detail. So let's just get on with the story shall we?

Oh! Would you stop struggling? No! What is too cold? Well, it wouldn't be! It'd gotten

in the tub when I told you instead of insisting we'd wash your goats! I hate that! Yeah, I know.

We all know. That's why you smell like the back end of a garbage troll. Well, these

I don't look like the back end of a garbage troll. Okay, you know what, these little

houses are my team. Hey, is everything all right in here? Amir? Oh, yeah, everything's

fine. Okay, really? Because it sounded like you were about to lose it on a six-year-old.

It's not my fault! He's being impossible! I can't even get him to take a bath!

Okay, and can I ask why there's a goat in the tub? Because clearly I've lost control

of the situation. Okay, well, why don't we all take a time out and see if we can work

this out? All right, now, wenseless. Buddy, what's going on? I just don't see why I have

to take a bath. The world is ending. Because the world isn't ending. Right, but we understand

you think it is, which is why Amir and I are looking into everything you told us about

the hinterlands. Right, yes, exactly. But, until we have more information, don't you think

you should stay calm and try to get along with other people? Why? Well, I got this room.

Because the strangers you meet today are the friends who will help you tomorrow. So I

should be nice to people because someday they'll be useful? What? No. That's not what Amir

is saying. When I was your age, I did not enjoy being what was called a model boy.

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