Previously on the two princes, we're only three days away from the princess wedding and

the whole heartland is filled with excitement. In fact, they're so excited that they're

spontaneously breaking into song. Though, that might have something to do with the arrival

of the Hanson Prince Darling, who brings good luck wherever he goes. God, he is so dreamy.

Anyway, something tells me that the heartland is certainly going to need all the luck it can get,

especially as there seems to be something very big and very nasty, looming on the horizon.

Let's go see what everyone's darling. I mean, doing.

Oh my gosh, it has been so long since I've had a homecooked meal. Thank you so much for letting me

join you boys for breakfast. I mean, you kind of invited yourself. But it's our pleasure, right?

Amir? Rupert, these eggs are divine. They remind me of the time I was in the valley of the

phoenixes. And I don't know if you've ever eaten roasted phoenix before, but if not,

you don't know what you're missing. I mean, great, smoky flavor, lots of lean protein. And the best

part is, oh my god, you don't have to feel guilty for eating them because an hour later, the reborn

from their own ashes. Talk about eating sustainably, am I right? Wow, that is amazing. I mean, I can't

believe all the places you've been and all the incredible things you've seen. Well, we've seen

some pretty amazing things too, giant spiders, man-eating plants, the hydra. Right, but all those

things wanted to kill us. They weren't exactly fun times and we've never really gone beyond the

borders of our kingdoms. You haven't? Why on earth not? Oh, well, recently, Amir and I have been

kind of busy saving our people from total and imminent disaster. And planning our wedding.

Right. Of course. Royal duties can be such a drag. That's why I always say you owe it to yourself

to make time for you. I mean, do you really want to spend the rest of your life in one castle

wondering what else is out there? I mean, no offense. Your castle is super cute. Love the dragon.

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