S3 Ep29: Shrek is Built like the Dream NFL Lineman & Giggling at Beige Flags

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human form IDCCCCCCC

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two any girls.
0:13.0	If you're watching the video version, there's a surprise on screen.
0:19.0	It's our special guest. Let's hear them.
0:21.0	Squidy.
0:23.0	What do you have to say?
0:24.0	He's a little political but that's okay.
0:28.0	He's like,
0:31.0	he's like, I'm going to give the girls their EASMR moment.
0:34.0	Okay, I think he's, I think we're running past, he think he's a heart out, that's why he's like ready to go, huh?
0:41.0	Yeah, he's, anything else to offer. Eat things off the floor. His words on mine.
0:47.6	Hi and Diyria a couple days ago. It's all right, he's fine, all right. I don't want to hear it.
0:53.4	He is a new bit.
0:54.4	Squid tell them about your new bet that you do.
0:56.4	Oh yeah, tell him, tell them how.
0:59.2	Let him speak. Don't take his voice. Let him have a moment.
1:02.0	Go ahead, screen.
1:05.0	You're so cute.
1:09.0	You want to tell them how, I figured out that if...
1:12.0	He's camera shy, so you have to say it for him. I figured out that if he's camera shy so you have to say it for him I figured out that if I
1:15.5	make noise in my crate at three in the morning mommy and daddy take me outside
1:20.3	and then I go and I have zoomies and I don't go to the bathroom.
1:24.0	And now I've done it every morning for the last five mornings.
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