I'm very excited that I have found some clarity on the language we have been using for the past

week or two regarding being quarantined and being on lockdown and social distancing and all that.

Okay. Because I feel like every single time it's come up on the show, we don't know what to say,

look when we talk about like staying in our house or whatever, we don't know what to call it.

Well, there are official words for it. Got it. Right. You ready? First of all, some good news.

76% of Americans are actively practicing social distancing. So shout out to you.

And to the other 24%. We are not friends. I'm just your friend, Chrisy. Did you see her idea

of getting an air horn and a megaphone? Yes. And yelling at people who are like playing

there's a parking near our house and there's people playing basketball. No. What were they playing?

Yeah, I guess it was basketball. I was trying to remember what they were playing, but they were

playing something where you're like people are making a ton of contact with a ball and then

throwing it at other people. Oh, like dodgeball or something? I thought it was, but maybe I'm wrong.

We saw basketball. I don't know what she saw. But anyways, here are the official words. Okay.

If you're under quarantine, that means that you have had coronavirus or been in direct contact

with somebody. And for that reason, you need to stay isolated for 14 days. And that's where like,

you can't go to the store, you can't walk your dog, you can't stay in your own house.

You can't isolate it because isolated is different. You can't leave your house. Like you have to be

in your house and somebody has to bring you groceries, etc. That's quarantined. That's if you've

had the disease or direct contact with the disease. Social distancing is what everybody is doing.

That's where you're at least six feet away. If you go to the grocery store, you sanitize your

car, all that stuff, go to the grocery store as little as possible, all that. That's social

distancing. And then the other one is lockdown and shelter in place. Those are interchangeable.

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