S3 Ep24: Bringing Framed Photos of Your Dog & School Crush on Your Family Vacation

Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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hellooo friends! this week we're back from a much needed family vacation and were inspired to have y'all send in your own personal funny family vacation stories! in this episode we talk about awkwardly meeting Chip & Dale at breakfast, people assuming you & your gf are a mother & daughter on vacation, and getting in trouble so your family goes on vacation without you????

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0:00.0	All right, friends, looking back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:14.1	Ooh!
0:15.0	We're back from Voccasiones.
0:19.8	Yes we are.
0:21.0	And the stupid fucking son hasn't been out and I'm upset about it because I'm
0:28.6	gonna lose my tan I know and I'm just a better me when I'm tan I know I just honestly I look better I do I do I look better and when you look good you feel good you feel good you know what you mean that's that's the color I'm supposed to be like and that's that's how that's how I was like the same
0:46.5	shade I know I think I lived in Hawaii too I'm the color that you are naturally yeah Because when Adam did my makeup and show,
0:53.7	he goes, you're the same color is true.
0:55.7	When he goes, or was.
0:57.4	Yeah, my pale is Dacens town.
1:00.4	But that's, Dacens just naturally.
1:01.9	She's got less melanin in her skin than I do
1:04.4	But I am very very dark. I don't know if you can see that
1:07.5	Are you guys getting this? You guys getting me? Get a load of this?
1:11.7	And then you just have one sit-o.
1:14.0	Yeah, I'm just topless.
1:16.0	But yeah, we're back from vacation.
1:19.0	And we'll get into more of our vacation stories
1:22.0	when we get closer to telling yours. Yeah, but we have some zoomies we want to get out. We were just talking about the new season of Queer Eye. Yes, love. It's so cute. Absolutely. I don't think I'll never not love that show. Same.
1:35.9	Who's your who's your bias? Mine's J. Bien. Yeah, I'm gonna say JVN too. Yeah, I love all.
1:43.2	But I love them all.
1:44.0	I honestly love them all equally, yeah.
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