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Teachers Off Duty

S3 Ep23: School Birthday Parties Gone Wrong

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Get ready to party with the Teachers Off Duty podcast crew and former teacher turned national advocate for educational justice, Dr. Deonna Smith! This week we are sharing our best, saddest, and most outrageous stories from school birthday parties. From backpack-based cake disasters to uninvited guests, we have seen it all - and are not afraid to spill the beans.

But birthday's aren't all fun and games – so we also discuss how to handle situations where students can't celebrate or feel left out. If you're looking for a laugh and some expert advice on managing school birthday celebrations, this episode is for you.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to this week's episode of Teacher's Off-Duty Podcast. Today, we're going to be sharing some of the craziest birthday stories that we have and stories that people have sent into us. So, enjoy the show.

0:10.8

Hey, welcome to Teacher's Off-Duty Podcast. Over to my right, we have the wonderful Deanna. Deanna, go ahead and tell them all about you. Who are you?

0:31.8

Okay, great. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Deanna Smith, and I am a former teacher, educator, and I work with teachers and schools really all across the country on culturally responsive teaching and other equity work, and I'm really excited to sit down and chat with you all.

0:49.8

I was going to say Dr. Deanna Smith. Yes, Dr. Deanna Smith, thank you. You worked for it. It's incredible. We asked her if she wanted to be full-time on staff because Tal gets sick a lot. And I said, oh, you're a doctor, and then she said, no, I'm not that kind of doctor.

1:06.8

Well, please, please don't pass out on my watch. I did save a life doing CPR one time, but I guess it's a whole other story.

1:14.8

So, you're like an honorary doctor. You got a little certificate and everything.

1:18.8

Dr. Westerner is different, isn't it? Like Taylor Swift's an honorary doctor.

1:22.8

No, I said this is true. So, she's a real doctor?

1:24.8

Honorary MD. But she's an honorary doctor. I'm an honorary MD. I just made it up.

1:29.8

You know what? Congratulations on your teacher off to the MD certificate.

1:33.8

Yeah, we got a big one for me.

1:35.8

It's like a nighting thing. Like you have been officially nighted.

1:38.8

Deanna, not only is she a doctor, she's also one of the sweetest people in the world.

1:41.8

You're a very kind individual. She's so sweet. I love talking to Deanna.

1:45.8

So, we're going to be talking about birthdays today.

1:48.8

Yay.

1:49.8

Birthdays are wild.

1:50.8

Yes, so is birthdays coming up soon?

1:52.8

Hey, this guy.

1:53.8

Yes, January.

1:54.8

Actually, by the time this comes out, it will have already been your birthday, but like while we're filming it right now.

1:58.8

It's almost. It's almost your birthday.

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