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Welcome to season 3, episode 22. I'm your host, Jason Hill, and I'm thrilled you could

join me tonight. I hope you're ready for a big steaming heap of horror this night.

And who better to lead us down that story path of blood and bones than the master of the macabre,

Jeff Sturdyvant. When Jeff dips his ladle into the book of Bob, only chunks of sheer,

visceral, slightly garlicky terror comes out. Oh yes, no jokes here, folks. Just pure, uncut Columbian

grade fear. Not a single solitary quip to be found. And that's what you want, isn't it?

That's why you keep coming back, right? Yes, yes, yes, I know what you like.

Well, make sure to hold your breath. Make sure you're about to be dipped.

Inscariness. For context, I highly recommend revisiting season 2, episode 3,

when you wish upon a jar. As it provides backstory and key insights into the rich and colorful

cast of characters that populate the book of Bob. But beware, you'll find no levity,

nor jolly tom fullery in those benighted pages. Only fear. Delicious, succulent, unrelenting.

Fear.

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