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Two Idiot Girls

S3 Ep21: Navigating College Life & Self-Inflicted Dairy Diarrhea

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

hi friends!! this week we asked y'all if you needed advice annnnd like 350 of you said UM YEAH KINDAAAAA??? in this episode we talked about entering/exiting situationships, are period poops worse than diarrhea, and tips on how we've found ourselves/are still finding ourselves :D

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.

0:14.0

Ooh!

0:17.7

This week we have our co-fays,

0:19.4

Jumata's coffee and espressos, pretty good. They are pretty good. I'm, I did find a new drink at Starbucks, but I can't really customize it the way I want to, like on, like have to order it yeah so I have to like go in person

0:35.2

which you want to share with them what it is or do you want to gate keep it I'm gonna gate

0:38.7

keep I'm just kidding it's not even my drink I saw a girl on Tik-T get it. So I was like that looks pretty good. I want to try it. But she gets like a

0:46.9

Grande iced white mocha with a strawberry cold foam and it's if you're like that sounds like a

0:54.5

a fuck ton of sugar it is it's a fun drink it's a fun and silly I'm trying to

0:58.4

figure out how to make it sugar free and not because galleries it's literally

1:02.1

because like it fucks it'll fuck my stomach up if it's

1:03.6

it'll fuck my stomach up if it's too sweet.

1:05.4

You can only have like one every other day.

1:07.6

Yeah, that's me being old.

1:09.1

Like, when you get old, it's literally you develop allergies to shit you've never had allergies too.

1:14.6

I was at mom's house and they went to in and out and daddy got a soda with his meal so he gave it to me.

1:19.4

I took two steps and all my stomach hurts. I mean soda me and soda me and soda are like this.

1:26.0

If soda ever turns against me I might have to come myself.

1:30.0

So much I love a fucking son of it.

1:35.0

And I mean like a Diet Coke or a Diet Dr.

1:38.0

She doesn't care where we're going.

1:40.0

She's going to get a water in a Diet Coke.

1:42.0

I used to be. And she's going to get a water in a diet cook. I used to be.

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