S3 Ep205: Happy Chanooka: Tuesday, December 15th, 2020

The Toast

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🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Little Mix's Jesy Officially Leaves Group (Billboard)
Lizzo defends going on 10-day juice cleanse (Page Six)
Selena Gomez quits Hillsong amid Carl Lentz's cheating scandal (Page Six)
Kristin Cavallari Just Shut Down Austen Kroll Romance Rumors With One Post (E! Online)
Smokey Robinson doesn't know what 'Chanukah' is (Page Six)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.6	Welcome back to the morning toes.
0:03.6	Happy Tuesday.
0:04.8	Hope everyone's having an amazing day so far.
0:09.5	So far so good for me.
0:11.1	I feel like I woke up on the right side of the bed.
0:13.5	Yeah, that's what I felt yesterday.
0:14.4	And I woke up a little before my alarm
0:16.2	so I wasn't so...
0:18.3	For clamped.
0:19.2	For clamped when I woke up, Bruno and I had a nice walk
0:21.3	this morning.
0:22.2	My hair went into a bun with ease.
0:24.8	You know, it's the small things.
0:26.3	It really is.
0:27.7	I feel that way.
0:29.0	It's like, I know it's going to be a good day
0:30.7	with my eyelashes, which I sleep really hard.
0:32.6	They just wake up and they're like in a million
0:34.2	different directions.
0:35.2	If when I curl them and mascara them,
0:36.5	they're all uniformly working together
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