S3 Ep201: We Need New Friends: Wednesday, December 9th, 2020

The Toast

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4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Kourtney Kardashian to appear in Addison Rae's 'He's All That' movie (Page Six)
Queen Elizabeth II Granddaughter Zara Tindall Is Pregnant (E! News)
Tyler Perry puts $100K toward Carl Lentz's LA rent (Page Six)
DoorDash Set for Trading After IPO Raises $3.37 Billion (Bloomberg)
How to buy Apple's new AirPods Max headphones (The Verge)

The Bachelorette Recap
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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.5	Welcome back to the morning, Toast.
0:04.0	Now I can say happy hump day.
0:06.1	I got my days confused yesterday.
0:07.8	Apologies.
0:08.6	Happy hump day.
0:10.3	But don't forget to hump someone you absolutely love today.
0:12.3	Can you even say it if THO is not here?
0:15.5	Well, you actually don't have to spell THO
0:17.3	because we only do that when you say it.
0:18.8	But I just want to elongate his name.
0:21.0	Well, I have it.
0:21.9	And his memory because I miss him.
0:23.3	I mean, he didn't die, chill.
0:26.2	I'd chill like a busy afternoon full of like, you know,
0:28.8	like two things.
0:29.8	So I didn't want to like drag Theo along to all of that.
0:32.2	I understand the reasoning as I always do.
0:34.0	That's why I'm wearing a blouse air.
0:35.3	I just miss him.
0:36.4	I'm wearing a blazer too, which is just so interesting.
0:39.1	I mean, blazers are like the thing, you know?
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