Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning, Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone is having an amazing week.

We are ready for a great day, Jackie and I are here and we are excited to talk.

Yes, this is such a busy day for me because I am moving and I just did a little mid-move toast, you know.

And M-M-T. And M-M-T. It's so important to do. I'm sure people watch my stories like, oh my god, it's 9.30, like you're stealing your apartment.

Are you gonna toast? And I'm just here to tell you, of course I will be here for you guys.

So I'm like so jealous because Olivia just moved and you're moving and you're really like moving on up.

Both of you just like moved within your buildings, but it's like bigger, better, more spacious apartments.

And I'm like jealous that I'm like in my same old apartment, but like I'm so not jealous of moving.

Like the physicality is just awful.

No, but the day of isn't even that bad. It's the week after with all the boxes.

Oh, all the boxes, yes. I haven't gotten to that phase yet, but I, like my move is going by so speedily this morning.

Like if this episode goes too long, I think I'm gonna miss the move.

That's crazy. I know, but any that sounds like something that I would want to do, but I do like to know like which boxes are where so.

I got to get home, but before I do, we just have to hit you with the past five stories that you need to know. We just have to.

And like precursor to today's episode yesterday was like the biggest news day in Housewives history.

Just like so much went on. So this will be a very Housewives heavy show, especially because real Housewives of Salt Lake City was on last night.

As was real Housewives of Orange County, but you know my memory is bad and I forgot that last week or two weeks ago, that's why we deemed it optional.

Yeah, and we bowed to like stop recapping it, but I like was up all night watching. So no, well, we didn't bow to stop because it was like if you watch or I watch, we'll talk about it.

But it's no longer mandatory viewing for the morning toast and the morning toasters, but you forgot that.

So I will give like a little bit of a recap because I actually have a lot of very strong feelings.

Oh, good. And I'm here just to defend my queen Elizabeth Vargas because everyone is coming for Queen Elizabeth this seventh.

Everyone is coming for and it's not fair.

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