Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning. Tows happy Wednesday. Happy hump day.

It's a really hump day if Theo is not here to celebrate with us. Theo's not here. I just

Getting out of the house is it's a journey. No, I don't blame you. It's such a journey. I know

I don't blame you and I understand there's a million reasons why Theo isn't here today

It's just hard to celebrate Humpty to get into the spirit of the holiday when he's not here of cheering us on

No, I fully understand that but just just know if you need someone to hump like I'm always here for you

You know what I might take you up on that

Hey

If enough hump days go by without Theo and mix watch out Claudia. I just couldn't I just couldn't do it today

Like it was just getting out of the back like waking up and getting out of the house was some days

It's easier than others and today it was really like an experience. Yeah, I can understand that it's a crazy day

Right now. I'm sure everyone was up late watching too close to call too close to call

So just don't fucking talk about it. It's too close to call. It's just torture and we're here being tortured again

So we're

We have to have patients so the morning toast is the perfect distraction for you. It is while

These too close to call races get closer to call. Yeah, it's but you guys really honestly like it's too close to call

And that's that's the journey we're on right now too close to call

So yes as Jackie said we're gonna just distract you for an hour. We're saying our toasty thing

It's Wednesday which means we have dear toasters which is a favorite day of mine because dear toasters that is our advice segment

If you're new here if you ever want to write in you can always email us dear toasters at gmail.com

To see what you guys cooked up for us today. How we can help I've heard the various situations

I've heard that they're quite weird today

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