Good morning millennials! Good morning brother! Good morning brother! Good morning grandmother! Good morning my grandsons!

We are looking ravishing this morning grandmother. Thank you you as well. You look so beautiful grandmother we are so happy to see you.

Thank you for having me.

The most big, I can't keep the accident so much. You are the most radiant woman in all of Great Britain. Thank you. So great to have you with me. Yes.

We love you so much grandmother. You brother are another story. Oh I'm another story broke the family apart. Disrespecting the crown and I'm the problem grandmother. Can you believe this? What? Bullocks?

Bloody hell you know that's not what happened. That's exactly what happened my my Harry. Grandmother who said are you on? Harry william but I'll still worry.

Harry why don't you go back to Canada or whatever it is your Los Angeles. Yeah girl avanting around the country while your duties wait for you at home. Don't you miss your duties?

No I have enough duties on my own. Well just know all of us back home are peeking up the slack where you and your wife left us.

I'm sorry brother I'm sorry but I couldn't do it anymore. Yeah I couldn't do it anymore. Do you know how much I would give to be you? No responsibility? No care in the world?

You know how much I would give to be you to be the and not the spare. Oh much I would give to be the spare. Let's switch. Good morning everyone in case you haven't noticed the Windsor family is coming to you live and in living color from the Toe Studios happy Halloween everyone.

Happy Halloween happy Toe Stoey and Grandma we love you we got the smitch and studio. Give it up for grandmother.

Grandma the snitch. How do you do? You are being fucking crazy. You know when you put on a costume and like it kind of gets to you like Harry's getting to you.

I didn't know what kind of Harry I was gonna be but I just feel like this like party boy. Early 2000s.

I'm just like. Oh my god you're definitely channeling like early 2000s Harry. No like it's not Meghan Mark. No this is not like new fatherhood.

No no no no it's really like. Yeah you're really like the rebel Harry. Rebel without a cause. Well we hope you guys enjoy our costumes.

This is now year four year four. Wow that's crazy. Yep and honestly this is my favorite one yet. I'm just like really feeling my look like my linen suit.

Honestly the linen suit is like a vibe on you. No I know I was like I'm gonna save the suit for Zach to try to a wedding on the beach or something.

No it's really a vibe I see why he enjoys it so much. Yeah no fabulous fabulous bloody fabulous.

Brevver you look fabulous in your royal guard. Well as you know part of being the next heir to the throne is my royal duties in the Air Force.

I know you know nothing about that brother seeing as how you spent your formative years in Las Vegas but I have actually spent lots of time in the Air Force and it has been one of the most if not the gratifying experience of my life.

Kate and I are all Catherine and I are honored to have been a part of the Air Force. It's quite a wonderful organization. I'm happy for you brother. Know that I am.

Okay. Grandmother in studio. Grandmother is this your first podcast? Good question. It is. Yeah so we've got Queen Elizabeth on the podcast just like a little spectacular.

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