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The Toast

S3 Ep177: What Do You Want, Cuh-lare?: Wednesday, October 28th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Engaged: 'Thanks for Saving My 2020 and the Rests of My Life' (PEOPLE) Every Photo From Kim Kardashian's 40th Birthday Trip (E! News) Scheana Shay Reveals She Is Pregnant Again After June Miscarriage: I'm So Excited to 'Be a Mom' (PEOPLE) Kathy Hilton to Appear on RHOBH in Season 11 (Bravo) Keith Raniere, leader of sex cult Nxivm, sentenced to 120 years in prison The Bachelorette Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Wednesday hump day. Hope everyone's having an amazing hump day. Unfortunately today's hump day has been slightly derailed by the rain. Thea was not here to celebrate hump day and my book announcement, but he was really supportive last night. So I'm okay.

0:16.0

Hump day has been canceled temporarily. She railed is what I'd like to say so upsetting but on my way in it was raining and I knew that meant that due to do would not be here today and I don't blame you. I don't blame him. You know who I blame.

0:29.0

I blame it on the weatherman. Yes or God. You know what I like to believe I like to blame the weatherman because I feel like he's like a more worthy adversary.

0:42.0

You know I hate when it rains but part of me always feels like whenever it's raining it's because like someone is having a funeral and like they needed to have like have it be raining because like they always say like God cries and when it's a funeral it's like the lip persons like soul and so I'm like you know what I'll accept the rain because you're going through a tough time. That's always how I feel.

0:59.0

That's such a beautiful way to think about it. Thank you.

1:02.0

I'm glad to have a good Claudia beautiful. Can I just say that yesterday was such a fabulous day like I actually was like throughout the day having like such highs and lows like because it was just like I was staring at my phone my screen time must be like 14 hours.

1:17.0

Sure. It was so I'm honestly scared. I got home and I sat in my bed and I just stared at my phone and I did like a Q&A.

1:26.0

I had an hour and 30 minutes. Wow. But let's go back to yesterday. I spent a lot of time on my phone yesterday yesterday also doing the social media Blitz for your launch 12 hours.

1:36.0

She's Louise. That's also my power. That's my standard like that's not crazy for me. That's it was going to be more. That is so crazy.

1:42.0

No it's absolutely disgusting but at least like I'm you know making business moves I'm not like playing Fortnite. Right that's true. Speaking of business moves if you have not the opportunity yet yesterday we announced my book.

1:53.0

It comes out January 26 2021. It's called Girl with No Job the crazy beautiful life of an Instagram thirst monster. It is available on Amazon on all the platforms.

2:02.0

If you had ever to my Instagram account. Girl with no job you'll be able to find all the information you need there and I just want to say yesterday was such a fabulous day because I didn't even know that like Amazon had charts.

2:12.0

And I didn't I thought that if your book is like in pre order like you don't make it to the charts until you are released.

2:17.0

Yeah until you have a book and you said me like number like one in personal development and I'm like what and then I kept watching it and I made it to number four on all books like for a brief brief moment.

2:28.0

It was above Barack Obama and like people actually respect him like that's fucking crazy. Yeah that's amazing. It's a sign of the times you know.

2:35.0

Yeah I mean it was an exciting day an exciting launch I think that the launch was a successful launch.

2:40.0

No the team was like your social media skills like it's funny because like this is what I do and like you really killed it like Jackie was being so lies up from younger like cross platform integration just like really taking care of all the social media and like the publishers were like wow it's so like the

2:57.0

literally they were like this is great like it's because you had a social media manager and like back in the day like that was my job right.

3:04.0

I'm glad to know that I still have the chops you went back to your roots this week that's actually like my skill set is like social media marketing and so I'm glad I was able to put it to use you killed it just absolutely killed it and I'm so grateful.

3:18.0

Thank you also speaking of exciting things going down if you're watching on YouTube today we have a sign.

3:24.0

Oh yes sorry it took so long and you know to be in our last studio to be a sign.

3:29.0

No.

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