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The Toast

S3 Ep170: Weenieland with Craig Conover: Tuesday, October 20th, 2020

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Kris Jenner says social media partially to blame for 'KUWTK' demise (Page Six) Jeff Bridges Reveals He Has Been Diagnosed with Lymphoma and Is Starting Treatment (PEOPLE) Jamie Lynn Spears announces 'Zoey 101' reunion: 'Are you ready?' (NY Post) Dominic West Tapped to Play Prince Charles in 'The Crown' (The Hollywood Reporter) Jeffrey Toobin was masturbating in front of New Yorker bigs, report says (NY Post) Special Guest: Craig Conover, Southern Charm The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes, Tappy Tuesday. Hope everyone's

0:05.3

having an amazing day. My day started rough already because I woke up with a migraine

0:12.7

and like, double down. So I'll start from the beginning. Please.

0:15.6

Actually, I have to go back to the way beginning. Oh, wow. I really want to start because

0:18.9

November 6, 1991. Two. Bitch. Shit. I get confused because you want to live here like we're

0:24.2

born like the same year, you know? You're trying to age me. No, well, yesterday I, I'm

0:28.5

like committed. I've restarted atkins. Oh, wow. And so yesterday was my first day and

0:34.6

they do say there is a bit of an induction flu. Yeah, fatigue for me to headache. So I

0:39.4

went to bed like knowing I was going to have a little bit of an atkins headache, but

0:42.1

fine, like that's what I deserve after weeks of eating months, of eating poorly. So I

0:46.8

actually fell asleep last night at 845. Like I was just so tired from the day back. And

0:51.6

I woke up, so I slept like a whole 12 hours, but I woke up at 6 a.m. and I felt a migraine

0:55.8

coming on. Well, no, it was there. So I took my my magical pill. I woke back up at 8 o'clock

1:01.5

and it was still there, which is not usually what happens with the magical pill because

1:05.2

it's magic. So I had to take another one and it's like still sort of here. I don't know

1:09.6

this induction flu is, it's worse than before. Well, I'm just feeling disoriented as well

1:14.7

because you and I are doing our show about it like 45 minutes earlier than we normally

1:18.3

do. And that's because our duty as ads just comes first. We have a big day to take care

1:23.0

of today because we are we're on an patrol. You know, but like we're on like unsupervised

1:28.5

at patrol. Olivia and Zach are moving apartments. So like, Michaela needs to be just like looked

1:33.0

after. And that's like our going to be our job for the next 12 hours. And I just think

1:36.5

that's very exciting. Like her brain is like a sponge and it's in her hands. You know,

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