Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Thursday. Hey

Claude Hayadern. Hey Jacks. Hiya Dern. I'm doing good. I'm battling the

common cold which I do believe I have bestowed on to you when we were together

this weekend. You gave to me. I'm a day behind you. We both have colds and they are

far worse than I remember having. Well what's so strange about getting a cold in

the age of COVID is I feel as though you know as a society we've all been doing

our best not to get COVID for the last six months and we forgot about just

like other ailments like the common cold and I do believe that like being home

so much really lowered my immunity like I was just not exposing myself to like

any sort of germs so when we did go away and last week was I feel like the

real the first real week where like entered civilization again and I think

that my immunity just got the best of me and I caught a common cold. It got the

best of you. It broke your heart. No all that's left of you. What's left? What's

left? Our tissues on your bed. So true I've tissues everywhere. That's the worst part.

You know what there's so many bad parts about having a cold but I would say

the absolute worst part is the red dry patch you get under your nostrils from

blowing your nose so much. No but like that dry patch is like you get it when

you're done blowing your nose and it's like a sign of achievement it's like we

were over the hump. No I literally get it after like the third or fourth tissue

of the cold. Oh no mine comes at the tail end of the cold it's like okay we

don't have a cold anymore but your nose hurts. Oh no I get it like for the duration

of the entire cold so it's really just like a physical reminder that you are

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