S3 EP16: They could talk...but they were still squeaky...
What's Upset You Now?
Carousel Studios
4.6 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2021
⏱️ ? minutes
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Comedians Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey moan hilariously for exactly 15 minutes about what's got their goat...
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| 0:44.4 | I phoned a friend the other day and he's got kids. He's got kids and they're young kids. |
| 0:51.8 | What? That's what's annoyed you? |
| 0:55.1 | No, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:56.1 | That bit's absolutely fine. |
| 0:57.9 | But the two boys were playing in the background. |
| 1:01.6 | And I don't know how old, I don't understand child ages, |
| 1:05.3 | but I imagine they were the size of like, what, what? |
| 1:12.1 | I don't know you're just you reaching to think of their sizes. |
| 1:15.4 | I don't know. |
| 1:16.0 | They could talk, but they were still squeaky. |
| 1:22.2 | I don't know when if... |
| 1:23.2 | A strange way. |
| 1:24.0 | I don't know what. |
| 1:24.7 | You know, when they're at that sort of, |
| 1:26.1 | they can talk but they're still squeaky sort of age. I've never heard anyone describe a child in that way before. I don't understand. They're lovely at that age, aren't they? You know, just talking, but still squeaky. I love that bit. That's pretty my favourite part. I've called him. I'm trying to |
| 1:45.9 | talk to him. And then the boys are playing in the background. I'd love to see you with children. |
| 1:52.9 | I've never seen you with children. Are you good? I've never seen you with children. |
| 1:56.9 | No, I know, but are you good with kids? I just try and stay away. I've got nothing to say to them. Okay, I think that tells you everything you need to know. I've just got nothing to say. What is there to say? When it comes to children, I'd just try and stay away. I've just got nothing to say to them. You know, that's what they say about, Sean Walsh. She should be seen and not heard. |
| 2:20.9 | I called my friend to talk to him. |
| 2:25.8 | Listen, mate, I didn't call to speak to the fucking children. |
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