S3 Ep157: Yikes Massie: Wednesday, September 30th, 2020

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Kevin Hart's wife, Enike Parrish, gives birth to baby girl named Kaori Mai (Page Six) Demi Lovato Teases New Song amid Split from Max Ehrich: 'Music Is Always There for Me' (PEOPLE) New pics show Emma Corrin as Princess Diana in 'The Crown' (NY Post) Taylor Swift fans troll Jake Gyllenhaal on Instagram with 'All Too Well' lyrics (Page Six) Cake Boss' bizarre injury: He had to be cut out of his home bowling alley (The Mercury News) Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.1	Welcome back to the Morning Toes.
0:03.3	Happy hump day.
0:05.3	We're almost through the week.
0:06.2	It flew by.
0:07.0	I love not doing work on Mondays.
0:08.6	It's such a fabulous way to start the week.
0:10.7	Would you rather not have work on Mondays
0:12.8	or have to fast on Mondays?
0:14.7	I think I would.
0:15.8	You know?
0:16.8	Yeah, I don't know.
0:17.9	I think I would take the work day.
0:19.8	It's like, what do I love more being lazy or eating?
0:22.3	They go hand in hand.
0:23.1	They do go hand in hand.
0:24.7	Today's hump day, but you wouldn't know it
0:27.0	because the man of the hour,
0:29.4	he's not here today.
0:30.5	He has a very busy schedule, so I've heard.
0:32.6	Yeah, I spoke to him briefly this morning
0:34.3	about his decision to not come in,
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