Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy hump day! What a great day, you know, you know the rules you guys. Humps someone you love.

How are you feeling today? I'm feeling so incredible because it's hump day, but sometimes I'm like jazzed about other times to sort of float spy on the calendar. I don't notice it, but I have the cutest most precious

Chemin on my lap smelling good with his little short hair. Yeah, show off. Show off that cut. Yes, the season. Yes, the season studio today fresh chop missed him so much yesterday. Like I really have separation anxiety from him because like the bond that we fostered.

Well, we were away was just like the probably the most special part of my trip. I agree and I too have separation anxiety from fear. I feel like a lot of dogs actually in our country right now are going through this thing where it's like we all train our dogs to be independent and you know self sufficient and you know we have busy lives we go to work we go out with friends. The dog should be able to you know entertain itself while we leave them at home for a couple of hours.

A day and now we've been at home for like six months straight. I literally have not left the outside for a minute and all the work that went into making him like the independent self sufficient man that he was is down the toilet out the window. He's so co dependent when we were away like every time we would leave the house he would.

Well like literally whaling wanting to come so we just like would take him to the gas station like we're going anywhere exciting like the other one time we left we did something so foolish we were going on a hike but we thought we would be biking.

And so we we didn't take him so we left him and he was whaling and then we went on the hike but it turns out we didn't even use the bikes so he could have come and like I think he's still upset about it yeah I mean this is just like a burden that us dog owners I feel are now carrying.

And dog anties in this climate is what do we do about our dogs like how I don't know if we're ever going to transition back to real life like are we ever going to go to concerts again but if we are like our dogs are going to be alone they're going to have to come.

I think so too I think so like it's a little headphones it has been really hard on the dog anties I think yeah I mean we're we're very aware of like how coronavirus is impacting the human race but I don't think we're really talking about how coronavirus and just like this national crisis.

Both economic and emotional crisis is affecting our dogs and our pets even our cats even the cats even though I just don't like cats like at all I know I feel like there's so many different types of people in the world they're a dog people and I feel as though they were those are my people there are people who don't like dogs like that I can't even begin to understand.

I think that's a really minority group I think there's two different types of people in the world people who can stand cats and people who can't like and there's no in between you either like our cat person or you hate cats.

Okay not only and I know like this is going to be controversial like my pit bull comment a few weeks ago but like that's months ago by months ago whatever but I'm going to say it I hate cats and not only do I hate cats like I judge people with cats I do.

There's obviously something wrong with you like she said what she said I said what I said and you know what I'm not editing it out because that's how I feel and I never feel more unsafe in a place that there is a cat like I mean Ben.

Like wow like literally six years ago we filmed this like Snapchat show with shape shape it wasn't Snapchat it was like a digital web series with shape magazine where like these two fatties like tried out like cool trendy workouts and one of the workouts was cat yoga which is essentially it's a cat cafe all the cats it's like a great premise you know all the cats are available for rescue and you go in you can do yoga and the cats just like a room about jump on you you know breeze by.

You know breeze by you and they're just like in your atmosphere and when I walked in I literally started hysterically crying I beg them not to make me do it I did my hair and makeup on the street like I literally would not go in there and oh my god I've chills just thinking about it it was so scary I did the whole yoga session like panting screaming crying it was the worst moment of my life and I hate the cats before them but like being in that sort of environment with them.

That could be traumatizing I could see how that could be traumatizing that sounds like really unnecessary you know for the cats to be involved in the yoga I couldn't agree more that is beyond strange like remember how in Beverly Hills house I say they do go I would prefer to go yeah for some reason sounds preferable more peaceful yeah and like I feel like it's kind of like horse therapy like where you can transfer your energy onto an animal I just don't feel like cats are willing to take up that burden for us whereas I do feel like horses and goats yeah are able to do that.

Yeah are are able to cats are also like descendants of lions and like that is something that like lives inside me like that.

We take cats and like.

Right.

So rare.

Every time we say cats up every time we say cats I'm like chase and roll over here.

No it's like but how do you love an indoor Taylor Swift given such a good it's like the one thing that like I just can't get on board with for her like I would love to engage.

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