S3 Ep132: Boogers and Earwax and Toenails, Oh My!: Wednesday, July 29th, 2020

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Emmy nominations 2020 (CNN) 'Real Housewives of New York' set to film in-person reunion next week (Page Six) Oprah Winfrey reveals new interview show, rethinks print future of O magazine (Chicago Sun Times) Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly Make It Instagram Official: 'Waited an Eternity to Find You' (PEOPLE) Ed Sheeran Opens Up About His 'Addictive Personality': 'It Starts Getting Sad' (PEOPLE) Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.7	Welcome back to the morning toast.
0:04.1	Happy hump day.
0:06.3	It looks like a hump day.
0:07.2	It feels like a hump day, but it doesn't feel like a hump day
0:10.8	because Theo is not here today.
0:12.2	And that is on me.
0:13.0	I apologize.
0:13.7	I've things to do after the show.
0:15.1	And was unfortunately not able to bring my son to work today.
0:18.2	But that is the life of a mom.
0:20.0	Things are up and down all the time.
0:21.8	Totally.
0:22.3	Totally.
0:22.8	Maybe you guys can celebrate hump day later.
0:24.2	Yeah.
0:24.6	You know what's funny is I can always tell
0:26.0	when we get a resurgence of, or just a wave of new toasters
0:29.8	because I get so many comments like literally for the past two
0:32.1	weeks thought Theo was your son, your human son.
0:35.2	Right.
0:35.6	Which is why it's important to have him here to show everyone.
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