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The Toast

S3 Ep124: Ummmm It's Friday!: Friday, July 17th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, Blaniels. Welcome back to the morning toast. It's Friday, Friday. Gonna get down on Friday.

0:10.0

Wow, we worked so hard, so long. We made it, you guys. We made it. It's Friday. I hope everyone is rejoicing in this sacred blessed day as much as we are. It freaks me out to think that there's a generation of kids who might not know that song.

0:24.0

Well, that's why we're here at the morning toast. We're gonna sing it every week. We're trying to recruit younger fans. Educate the masses.

0:31.0

But only so that they will know that song. It's a beautiful real testament to the beauty that is Friday.

0:37.0

Yeah, to the beauty that is Friday. Today is a gloomy Friday, but it actually matches my mood because I'm so excited for this to be done for me to go home and just read all day and like not feel like, should I do something all for us?

0:47.0

Right. That's not happening. And at the beginning of this week, I thought it was gonna be a slow one. I really did.

0:52.0

But as far as quarantine weeks go, this is kind of just chugged right along.

0:56.0

You know, it's been a fine week, except I came to a major realization about myself, which realizing things about yourself is a really frightening journey to go on.

1:05.0

Yeah.

1:06.0

And it's not very often that I realize things about myself, like my physical appearance, because people like on the internet just pointed out and then I'm like, oh, yeah, I do do that.

1:14.0

Like I do talk over my jacket. Like I, they let me know. You know, they let me know.

1:18.0

But I watched our episode from yesterday because I loved it. I thought it was yesterday's episode was one of my favorites that we'd done in a while. So I like got home gone bed, cutled up with Theo and we watched it.

1:27.0

And you sent my dog Theo, Theo, go over here.

1:31.0

Quick reminder that in case you haven't watched my comedy, especially yet, you should.

1:34.0

That's a perfect activity for this weekend.

1:36.0

Yes. Okay. So I'm laying in bed and I'm watching myself.

1:39.0

And I'm trying not to do the thing that I like, I realize that both when I'm talking and when I'm listening, I blink literally.

1:47.0

I'm literally so much literally I couldn't I couldn't knock it over when I'm listening to you. I'm like.

1:53.0

She's trying to communicate with me. I'm doing Morse code.

1:57.0

That's more.

2:00.0

No, Morse code is a tapping. No, it's like.

2:03.0

I guess I was and lips. I guess if the person doing the Morse code like has something in his eye.

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