S3 Ep120: Claudia's Birthday!: Friday, July 10th, 2020

The Toast

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🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.8	Welcome back to the morning toes, Tappy.
0:05.0	Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
0:10.5	And happy birthday, birthday.
0:14.6	Gotta get down on my birthday.
0:17.4	I just feel so old and so depressed
0:20.8	and this is gonna be the worst birthday yet.
0:23.8	And I'm okay with that.
0:25.2	I was having this conversation last night.
0:27.0	But at least you have a good attitude about it.
0:28.5	Yeah, life is all about having a good attitude.
0:31.5	I'm just like, I have no plans for the future.
0:33.8	I have no plans for my 26 year.
0:36.2	I'm just, I am now at the point in my life
0:38.7	where if somebody asks me how old I am,
0:40.4	I will take that as an insult.
0:41.6	Like, and I will no longer be saying my age.
0:44.4	And if I'm forced to, I will say 23.
0:46.8	Okay, do you have to do?
0:48.9	I understand now like women who get offended.
0:50.6	Like how old are you?
0:51.4	No, that's literally me.
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