Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Hum-day!

Make sure to hump someone you love today. Unfortunately, Theo's not here, so it's looking like Jackie is my next...

Hum-by. Is it really Hum-day though if Theo's not here? And let's talk about the fact that he's just skipping out on work left and right.

That's a very interesting philosophical question you pose. Is it still technically Hum-day if Theo isn't here?

And according to my research, yes. According to my research, no, it's just Wednesday.

And in regards to Theo coming to work, it's his mom's fault, to be honest. Like with the new studio, like I'm on a new schedule,

and I need to just get my shit together before I start bringing my son. So, before you start giving us Crunchy Angel Dora.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean we can't give the people. Crunchy Angel Dora. Precious Chan and Dora.

Beautiful, lovely Dora. Love of my life, Dora. I miss him, Dora. Apple of my eye, Dora. Perfect man, Dora.

Gurenchi lips, Dora. Beautiful, fat, Dora. Soft and angelic, Dora. Smooth and furry, Dora.

And scene. You know, the thing with the Dora song is like...

It could go. It's the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends.

Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. Not knowing what it was, but we'll just keep on singing it,

and it is just because it's not ever ends. No, that's not how it ends. Yes, it is.

And that knowing what it was. But they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends.

It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that...

Honestly, I feel like that is my king. Like that's something beautiful.

I'm going to an audition. American Idol. Hi, Ryan. I'm going to be singing the song that never ends today.

Thank you for having me. Claudia, that's beautiful. Speaking of...

Okay, so yesterday was probably one of the best days I've had since quarantine started.

One for the shallow reasons, obviously, like my special came out, and there were so many...

Like I literally was overwhelmed. You know what's like when you talk into a void for so long,

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