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We Hate Movies

S3 Ep116: Jaws 3-D

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2013

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3-D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3-D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD.

Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves.

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.

0:02.0

Stephen Tiddak.

0:03.0

Eric Siska.

0:04.0

And we hate movies. Hello everyone welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in as always

0:26.6

welcome to another week of our S. B. E. 3 hashtag S. B. 3 our summer blockbuster extravaganza.

0:35.0

This week we're going back into the water one more time with 1983's Jaws 3D. Oh, Jesus Christ.

0:45.0

Well, we finally made it out of that family, right?

0:48.0

Finally got rid of that Schneider Clan.

0:52.0

They're there, what are you talking? Oh they are? Oh yeah that's the the family that exists.

0:57.0

Wait wait, Dennis Quaid? Dennis Quaid and the brothers those are the kids.

1:00.0

They're recast. They're brodies. Yeah, they're a bunch of yeah they're but you'll know what that's

1:04.5

tenuous at best brody connection they hardly talk about their great sheriff

1:09.8

pie they did that they have a little one little line there.

1:14.0

I didn't watch the movie.

1:16.0

I was going to say, I think you've been revealed to not watch this movie.

1:20.0

I did watch this movie maybe.

1:22.0

I got notes on it I see Angela Lansbury in your notes

1:26.2

Angela Lansbury isn't in this movie? Yeah Dennis Quayne is is the one brother and then the unknown actor who's directed a lot of TV

1:36.2

is the younger brother who in the first movie is the one who's stuck in the lagoon on the boat

1:41.5

and he's crying and shit and he gets killed in the fourth movie.

1:45.0

He played by a different actor.

1:46.0

Yeah, he gets killed in the fourth movie.

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