Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning to us, happy Monday June 29th,

which means my comedy special comes out tonight at midnight. Tonight at midnight.

That was actually like a beautiful song, one in which I could hear on the radio.

Yeah, maybe even Claudia, that was beautiful.

Well, everyone's gonna understand all of our inside jokes, starting tomorrow.

You can get my comedy special tonight if you've pre-ordered on iTunes.

Thank you very much. And it'll be available tonight.

And then after midnight tonight, it's available on a bunch of different streaming services on demand, you know, direct TV.

I'll post all of the jargon on my Instagram because I'm not 100% sure, like what dish is, you know.

But it's there. It's there. It's there.

It's scop. I mean, it's only appropriate that I'm on dish because I love eating dishes of all kinds.

You love a great dish. I do.

Um, well, happy Monday. I'm feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.

I had a fabulous weekend.

I did too. I had a very weekendy weekend. I feel like I did some meaningful things.

I watched some meaningful content. So, you're right.

I read some meaningful books. And I guess over on my weekend was quite meaningful.

Mine was meaningful, but also very productive.

I got so much work done this weekend for an upcoming project that I'm gonna be shamelessly promoting right after you pre-ordered my comedy special.

And we had a wonderful, um, familial meaningful moment as we got to meet our niece for the first time.

We got to meet our niece and she is everything of the story.

You guys, it was like, I didn't, not to sound like so rude and not to compare.

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