S3 Ep114: Steel

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2013

⏱️ 92 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance!

Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson.

Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:02.0	Stephen Zadak, Chris Gabin.
0:04.0	And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone welcome to the program week two of our third summer blockbuster
0:30.4	extra againza or uh... s b e three as I've been calling it to myself and no one else now
0:36.9	hundreds of people know that
0:38.3	hundreds and hundreds
0:40.6	hashtag SE3 everybody ready for it that's hashtag 100. H-H-T-T-T-T-S-E-3.
0:45.0	Everybody ready for it? H-H-T.
0:46.0	There you go.
0:47.0	So, oh man, speaking of Stinker's, 1997's Steel, starring Shaquille O'Neill.
0:55.0	Shaquille O'Neill's gonna play steel.
0:57.0	I remember chanting that to myself.
1:00.0	Little fat kid all excited about it.
1:02.0	Mom, guess what? I don't care still!
1:06.0	Mom guess what you feel a meal is going to be in a movie.
1:09.0	Can you lock me out now?
1:11.0	A little bit of my canes?
1:14.0	It's hot in here!
1:15.0	I've been using these wizard magazines as toilet paper.
1:19.0	I really got to go to a real bathroom.
1:21.0	I've been mistaining myself on McDonald's Greece. Just like you said I would.
1:26.7	I'm previously eaten McDonald's Greece. Man I will get it out of the way up front. I saw this and Kuzam in theaters. Wow.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from WHM Entertainment, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of WHM Entertainment and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.