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The Toast

S3 Ep111: Roach SZN: Tuesday, June 23rd, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Tuesday. It's a beautiful

0:06.8

day here in NYC for day two of phase two. Hey Claude H.Y.D. Hey Jacks. We are both

0:13.2

looking at our hair backs because mine's dirty. I don't know if yours is, but like literally

0:17.9

I had the craziest dream last night that I woke up literally like I had just went to

0:23.5

Seoul like a like dripping sweat like down my neck. It was the craziest dream that like we were

0:29.6

we were like on the run and we needed a place to stay and we ended up staying at Jeffrey Epstein's

0:33.7

house and then we like owed him a favor and like we were just like running from Jeffrey Epstein like

0:39.0

for months it was like me you Ben and Zach and I was freaking out I literally for the first time

0:42.7

in my life out of my sleep shot up and I was like and I woke up it was so scary and that's why

0:48.8

my hair is dirty and slicked back with a bun and some clips because my hair is like literally

0:53.0

stopping what. Wow I washed my hair on Sunday night so it should be clean but like I woke up today

0:58.1

and it just hurt like it feels like I'm on day six so it looks like I'm on day six I did a

1:02.2

slick back bun I just like couldn't be bothered today to deal with my hair I just can't I shan't

1:08.5

and I went. Yeah I would let you share an experience that I think you and many people will find

1:13.7

interesting. Okay so yesterday was phase one phase day one of phase two in New York which means

1:19.9

Alfresco dining is open and the yesterday also happened to be my father in laws birthday so we're

1:24.3

like great we will go out to dinner outside and I won't say the restaurant because honestly it's

1:29.9

not the restaurant's fault but like we sat at dinner and I there were cockroaches crawling

1:37.9

literally I couldn't stand I mean I couldn't sit I had to keep getting up and it was just on the

1:44.1

building on the floor because you can't eat inside so a lot of restaurants have gotten creative and

1:49.3

made more tables outside like some of them even took parts of the street so that all the tables

1:53.1

are six feet apart and I don't want to bash the restaurant because they did a good job it's lit

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