S3 Ep104: Conjunction Junction, What's Your Function?: Thursday, June 11th, 2020
The Toast
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🗓️ 11 June 2020
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday. It is a gloomy Thursday here in New York City, but hey, Claude, hi, it hurts. |
| 0:13.0 | Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. I am doing good. It is, you know, I haven't stepped outside or even opened my window. So I don't know what kind of day it is in New York, but I just know I'll be staying inside. Therefore, it's not important. |
| 0:27.0 | What is going on outside? It's actually this is beautiful quarantine weather because it's nothing that tends to want to leave your house. And so when I woke up this morning, I could see through the shade, so it was a little gloomy. |
| 0:39.0 | I got sort of pumped and I had to like, rock my brain and make sure I didn't have plans to leave the house today, which I don't. And I'm stoked actually you're coming over later. So you're doing this for this later, the whole weather could change by then. |
| 0:51.0 | So funny, I was having this conversation with Ben last night, because like in the beginning of quarantine, like it was unfathomable that we wouldn't be able to leave our houses for so long. |
| 1:01.0 | And now that we've been in it for a while, I honestly can't imagine life not in quarantine and like, we just started phase one in New York. So I know that it is going to eventually come to an end. Like there's light at the end of the tunnel, but I'm like, kind of sad about it. Like I don't want to leave. |
| 1:17.0 | No, now that there's light at the end of the tunnel, I'm sort of charging these last few weeks in the queue. So I do, I feel you on that, but I'm excited for our plans tonight. That'll be really fun. We're having little TNI. |
| 1:31.0 | We're doing a vlog GNI, making a pizza, drinking wine, playing games, just having a fun night for Patreon and for ourselves, because we really need one. |
| 1:39.0 | We deserve it. We deserve each other. This had a new, oh, you don't fucking know that song. I'm always singing this song from Wicken. You're both so smart. |
| 1:53.0 | Oh, no, I only know it's about a hat. It's about a hat. Is it about Mrs. Hat? |
| 1:59.0 | Yes, and Mr. Hat. It's such a good song. I mean, it's only one part of the song that's dedicated to the hat. And it goes, you should wear this hat to the party tonight. Don't you think? And I'm always telling you guys to wear this hat to party tonight. |
| 2:13.0 | And you guys never know what I'm talking about. |
| 2:16.0 | But some some Broadway. |
| 2:19.0 | And some scenes are going to know what I'm talking about. And this one's for you. Well, we have a great show. We are not recapping real housewives of Beverly Hills because much to my chagrin. |
| 2:29.0 | It wasn't on last night and New York is not on tonight. Either like they are on hiatus till July. I don't know. |
| 2:35.0 | Okay, I mean, I was bummed about Beverly Hills, but I can't say I'm so bummed about New York. Like that means more time for me watching Patoma, seeing the ladies go to Bermuda. |
| 2:46.0 | I did. I ended like right on the episode right before they're going on a trip. So I just have the world is my or start like I'm going to Bermuda today. I don't know about you. |
| 2:56.0 | Gotta get your mute up. |
| 2:59.0 | Come on. |
| 3:02.0 | We're becoming like super musical this week. And I think that it's for the best. |
| 3:08.0 | You know, it's so funny. I was on the phone with Taylor Strecker last night and I realized like I was doing this thing that I used to do. |
| 3:16.0 | When I came every summer like when I was in high school when I would come back from camp, I like picked up on annoying habits like my bunk mates were doing. |
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