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Hi Sean.

Hi, Jack.

How are you?

Well, I'm on the road with art, which you know, which you've been in, and I'm in Colchester.

And last night, we did our first show in Colchester. And afterwards, the team went through Curry.

And then I got a taxi to my apartment where I was to check in a kind of

Airbnb and I had to go in the car park which was underneath the building so I had to find

the car park and go down and walk down the road into the car park where I was instructed by the

email that there would be a key lock.

Now, we know key locks very well because you're meant to pop around my house and install one for me. You mean a key safe? Oh, I don't know. Key safe, whatever. Yes, yeah. Okay. Right. Key safe, right. It's on the wall. And I get the put in the code. And in an email that keeps on saying simply, simply put in the code and then simply turn the handle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I simply put in the code and I simply turn the handle and the handle simply won't turn, will it? It simply won't do that thing you keep on simply saying it will simply do. So I'm very tired. It's now about half 11 at night. I've done the show. I've travelled from London, quite tired, not thinking clearly. And I keep going it and I do that thing where you go, all right, slow down, breathe, get the heart rate down, just, you know, do this, just slow down, keep doing it. I do it in it. Every other which way, turn the lock the different way, The other way. Pull it hard. Pull it softly. Pull it gently. I give up. I give up.

It's not working. It's not working. I'm in a car park, a 25 minute walk away from the town center underneath a building, which by the way is that the army. Is it the army barracks? Is that the way?

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