Well, hey there, friends, welcome to Big Season 3.

Something like 84 shows aired their final episodes this year, folks.

Hell, even Maury bit the dust.

Ellen danced her ass into oblivion. And who's the last man's

standing? Me, baby. Me. Yes, you too, Chester. No one forgot about you by God. That's right, buddy. Twin Peaks only

made it two seasons. I remember.

He's very proud of himself.

Well, come on then, friend. Enough showboat you.

Let's get down to business.

Hmm.

All right. Marlboro be thy name.

Tonight we've got two tales of folks too curious for their own damn good.

See, sometimes what's seen cannot be unseen.

So smoke em if you got em and drink those glasses to the bottom, my friends,

cause your old buddy Drew Blood has a tell-to-tale.

But first, the rigmarole.

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