S3 Ep. 7 - My Rifle, My Bully, and Me

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 101 minutes

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The Screams are reunited at last for Kelsey’s big boxing match!

This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, violence against children, and body horror.

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Kelsey Grammar is Matt Arnold (@mattlarnold)

Francis Farnsworth is Anthony Burch (@anthony_burch)

Trudy Trout is Beth May (@heybethmay)

Tony Collette is Freddie Wong (@fwong)

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0:00.0	Dungeons and Dungence and Daddies is a rowdy, horny violent podcast for grownups.
0:04.6	Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
0:07.6	Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. My name has been changed to protect me because I'm innocent.
0:20.0	Millard, based on the actual case files of a real crime fighter keeping his neighborhood
0:27.9	safe.
0:31.9	This is my aunt's house, Pichyville, Nebraska. I live here. I'm her nephew.
0:38.0	It was Saturday. It was cold in Pichyville. I was on the day watch observing my aunt's house when I heard gunshots in the woods.
0:44.0	Car 98 and a voice saying,
0:47.0	I'm gonna murder you with this Nazi rifle shame.
0:49.0	Just then a call came in on the police scanner.
0:51.0	And attention all officers, major accidents reported outside of Tony's cars, cars, cars,
0:56.0	one Italian man severely injured at the seam.
0:59.0	I was about to ride over on my bicycle when I saw a huge moth-like creature flying over me in the air. I was
1:04.0	carrying a huge moth-like creature flying over me in the air. I was carrying a woman.
1:05.0	She looked like my neighbor, Trudy Trout.
1:07.0	She waved at me.
1:08.0	Hello, Milton.
1:09.0	But then I saw something much more important, my aunt.
1:12.0	No problem with the gambler, you know that. You can do it, okay?
1:16.0	She was leaving her house with a gym bag and a pair of gloves, boxing gloves. It was time to move. The While in the Dungeons and Daddies, not a BDS podcast, this season of Peachy
1:52.4	podcast. this season of Peachy Podcast.
1:53.0	That's horrible.
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