S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Sports, Comedy, Football

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what incredible thing he was doing last week that we had to bleep on the previous show AND find out why Matt is learning some Down The Dog catchphrases in Spanish. Also we discuss Leeds and Forests’ recent fortunes. Please send us more theme tunes and stings! SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My message to all Stomather's and all Stomather's.
0:05.8	All Stomather's and all Stomah admirers.
0:10.7	Don't fuck you, sir.
0:14.2	Hello!
0:15.0	Don't know.
0:16.2	Don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know. Dunpa. Dunpa. Dunpa. Dunpa.
0:21.6	Dada.
0:22.6	Dunpa.
0:23.6	Dunpa.
0:24.6	Don't.
0:25.6	Don't.
0:26.6	Don't.
0:27.6	Don't.
0:28.6	Don't.
0:29.6	Don't.
0:30.6	Don't.
0:31.6	Don't.
0:32.6	Don't.
0:33.6	So.
0:34.6	Fuck you stella.
0:36.6	I'm. So. We're in.
0:44.6	We're in.
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