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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S3 Ep 28: Food Thievery & A Grumpy Wolf

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Apologies for the delay with this week’s episode but we’ve got a bumper show to make up for it. We’re talking… Rom’s stolen meals, simmering food, the under-appreciation of Vicks, hoodie drawstrings, our live show at Sheffield’s Crossed Wires Festival, Tom’s nasty head-cold, being bad at being ill, finishing tours, bad drunks, losing your temper with inanimate objects, rubbish lawnmowers, in-growing hairs, having absolutely no arse, mooning, an unfortunate Tom look-a-like and The Dominos Pizza Awards. Plus, email questions about open-air toilets and whether heckling is becoming more of a problem at stand-up gigs. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred.

0:10.0

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.

0:15.0

Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la.

0:17.0

That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

0:20.0

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and the expect killings red spilling and flesh

0:37.5

ripping impressive in it the death

0:39.3

bringing his head spinning just kidding

0:41.3

every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.0

hello

0:47.0

welcome once again

0:50.2

to the wolf and a owl

0:52.2

run tell you a friend

0:53.7

Lee's back he's doing Tom's doing some sort of make America great again sort of to the wolf and a owl. Run tell you a friend.

0:58.8

He's doing, Tom's doing some sort of Make America Great again, sort of gun things.

1:00.0

But how are you?

1:02.2

Oh good, I'm good, you?

1:05.7

Well, I'm going to tell you, let me just start things off straight away.

1:06.8

I've been the victim of a robbery.

1:07.6

What?

1:10.1

Well, I've probably overstated it a little bit, but Lisa and I got some like, we've got

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