S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss: If we all die now - what’s the weirdest thing people will find? Matt’s bought a new comb. Jon’s finally put his Christmas tree away. Matt asks: “Stop Farming My Mum Out!” The Postman delivers a parcel half way through the show Jon gets angry about his quote in Matt’s book. A listener emails in a eulogy for Matt And Jon meets Noel Wheelan SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Head to the beach in Abercrombie's latest summer drop.
0:04.6	New 100% linen shirts are perfect for breezy days by the coast.
0:09.4	They're easy to layer and go well with our new seafade shorts.
0:13.6	For days spent on the water, pair the ANF Resort shirt with your favorite swim.
0:18.4	Outfit your summer with Abercrombie in the app, online, and in stores.
0:30.9	Attention all passengers.
0:33.4	The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.
0:39.7	Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view and a table seat, ideal for playing footsie beneath.
0:47.1	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:50.9	Trains on Uber.
0:52.3	My message to all Stomather's and all Stommer admirers.
0:58.6	All Stomather's and all Stom Stamon Admowers.
1:03.4	Don't fuck yourself.
1:06.9	Hello!
1:08.5	Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Hello! Dunha, Dunpah, Dumpah Dumpah
1:11.6	Dundpa
1:12.6	Dundah
1:14.6	Dada Dada
1:15.6	Dada Dumpa
1:16.6	Dada Dumpa
1:17.6	Dents
1:18.6	Dau
	...

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