S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss: Tottenham v Leeds - “Hey, This Game’s PG” Forest v Leeds joining “the safe club” Jon destroys one of the classics Matt reports back from a gluttonous trip to Paris like a 70’s comic. Landlord Danny is about to travel near the Hantavirus Listeners email in about the dates of WW1 and WW2 Why going to the football with Noel Gallagher would spoil the game We discuss two bits of celebrity gossip. AND It transpires that we owe a listener a Frey Bentos pie. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SEVEN EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My message to all Stomond Havers and all Stomond admirers.
0:05.9	All Stomather's and all Stommerers.
0:10.8	Don't fuck so, so, so, so, hello!
0:15.9	Don't know! Don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know. I don't know. Dunpa. Dunpa.
0:21.6	Dunpa.
0:22.6	Dundah.
0:23.6	Dunha.
0:24.6	Don't.
0:25.6	Don't.
0:26.6	Don't.
0:27.6	Don't.
0:28.6	Don't.
0:29.6	Don't.
0:30.6	Don't.
0:31.6	Don't.
0:32.6	Don't.
0:33.6	So.
0:34.6	Don't.
0:35.6	Don't.
0:36.6	Fuck you stand. Welcome to us.
0:45.8	Welcome to the safe club.
0:50.6	Danny, I would say you are now.
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