S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good? Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute after Jon was late. There’s a visit from 5-Yr Old Sean Dyche and we hear what Jon’s been saying at the school gate. Plus… There’s a return from a podcast favourite from old who’ll “read your emails and your tweets” A listener asked if Jon has been inspired by Dan Farke? and find out how both Matt & Jon like to spend New Year. And we ask… What’s your favourite thing to suck? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SIX EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 17 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Head home for the holidays with Abercrombie and Fitch.
0:03.0	We all know our calendars are about to get chaotic.
0:07.0	For non-stop plans, Abercrombie has the pieces to curate your perfect seasonal wardrobe.
0:13.0	Jumpers and denim for casual plans, party dresses for nights out,
0:17.0	and comfy matching sets for everything in between.
0:21.8	Keep the chaos cute this season in Abercrombie.
0:25.0	Shop their new holiday outfits in the app, online or in stores.
0:30.2	The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double.
0:35.4	It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever!
0:39.5	Oh, got a bit intense there.
0:41.4	The new Double Big Tasty.
0:42.9	Now at McDonald's.
0:45.2	Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026.
0:47.2	From 11am, price and participation may vary.
0:49.2	Subject to availability.
0:49.9	My message to all Stamvers and all stone admirers.
0:55.9	All stone havers and all stone admirers.
1:00.8	Don't fuck so.
1:04.4	Hello.
1:05.9	Don't pop.
1:06.4	Don't pop.
1:07.5	Don't pop.
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