Hello, Garrelinika here with Alan Shearer and Mike Wicherichs to say the

match of the day top 10 podcast is back. We'll be ranking our footballing

top 10s and debaitin who is right. We've got quite a good list obviously there's an

exception. It's the top 10 euros golden boot winners. Now we're talking

that's all right. You're not going wrong. Really?

Definitely not. Oh, thanks.

Mash is the day, top 10. Listen only to BBC Sounds. I want to pick your brains quickly.

Hypothetical, okay? Night before the game, night before training, halfway through the evening,

the belly starts rumbling, you wake up the next morning, you've got it, the dreaded runs

full-blown, right? It's a hypothetical, okay.

How do you go about telling your boss,

aka the coach, if you're a rugby player,

that you're not coming into the office.

Because for us, it's that dreaded phone call and say,

oh, I don't feel very well.

What do you do?

Well, yeah, for training, it's not so bad.

And actually, if you've got a bad stomach, it's a great way of getting yourself off a day or two training if you I mean

occasionally boys might have had a reason to go out and celebrate something and maybe by Monday they're not quite feeling up to training.

So for that it's a good one because you can't go in. If you've got anything like that do not come anywhere

anywhere near training because we've got 35 or whatever other boys who cannot get that

same bug as you've got. So who are you falling up? It would normally be well at the

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