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I reach over for toilet paper.

There's nothing there in the middle of a very busy office.

People all around me, I go to the other side, there's still nothing there.

I had to wait 25 minutes until no one else was in the bathroom so I could quickly change stalls so I could wipe my own ass.

Maybe I'm gross.

I probably would have just squeezed my cheeks hard, pulled my pants up, and then made

the transition even amongst other people.

Is that weird?

No, that's cool.

That's like, that's what kind of, that's awesome.

That's confident cool.

That's really cool.

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