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It sounds fancy why I have a jeweler, but it's actually because I break my jewelry all the time.

I forget that I'm wearing it or I jump into pools wearing watches and shit.

But it's been a while.

I broke an important ring.

And so I was like, I really got to go back in.

So I was like, hey, man, you remember me?

And he always says yes, but I know he has no idea what my name is.

Yeah, we say the exact same things to each other.

But this time he gave me a kiss on the cheek.

And I didn't mind it.

I'm going to say it.

Yeah, what was the vibe of the cheek kiss?

How did you feel after it?

I was glowing.

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