S2EP26 | The Shrapnel of Guernsey

BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

London, Glenn Moore, Glennmoore, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This week the buds discuss Glenn's moving day, alien conspiracy theorists, and the new addition to the lineage of Glenn's Pheromone. KOJI

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0:00.0	It's Bud Pod
0:01.6	26.
0:22.5	Let's chop off some dicks. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That sounds like stock and shares trading slang from the 80s. Yeah, yeah. Snapping necks and cash and checks, that kind of thing. It's slicing it. Chopin dicks and pulling tricks. Right, so what does that mean? Lying. Yeah, I'm a liar. I stuck in my head months ago, Bobby Darren,
0:25.1	instead of splish splash, like,
0:27.2	fuck shit, I just cut off my dick.
0:32.3	And then, it was, oh, Lord, I've just severed my gourd. But he was like he excited about it. right it was like playing with a knife in the bath
0:42.9	right this brings on to a topic we knew we were going to end up addressing yeah
0:50.2	today's been one of the worst days.
0:57.1	Just let me paint a picture for the listeners.
1:01.9	Listeners, you know, we love you very much and we appreciate you tuning in and we super appreciate you if you're on the Patreon.
1:03.9	Glenn moved house today and it's in the evening and having just moved house and only just
1:08.9	dropped off his beautiful young family.
1:11.4	He's immediately had to abandon them and come here to do but-ball.
1:14.5	Because that's how much we want to make sure you always get your dose through COVID,
1:18.9	neither sleep nor rain nor dead of night.
1:20.9	Yep, the show must go on.
1:22.0	I wasn't even part of a show during COVID, but I still recorded my half of the episodes.
1:26.6	Me going, you're so right.
1:29.6	Yeah, in that room with that loud grandfather clock, that's where you recorded it, wasn't it?
1:35.3	And that's a haunting sound.
1:36.6	Yes.
1:38.6	And so, because today was a day of basically guys coming over to our flat and packing everything up as we also packed everything up.
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