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Aubrey, this is dumb. This is dumb. This is so dumb.

You showed yourself we needed a plan. It's just happening now. It was never going to be as simple as walking out the front door.

We're going out the tunnel. It'll be like the Shoreshank Redemption.

The guy in the Shoreshank Redemption planned his escape for like 30 years. We've cobbled this together in 30 minutes. I can assure you I've been thinking about returning to Red Valley for a lot longer than that. Where are you? I'm in the records room. Brian, he wanted me archiving the project so far. Where are you? I'm still in my van. I'm just finishing up. Look, what are you finishing up? Oh, just some essentials. Are you, are you beaking? Eh, in a way. Well, when you finish your crem diplomat, do you fancy getting a move on? I don't know how much longer they're going to be. They could be back any moment. Okay, tunnel door, midnight. You and Warren, don't worry about anything else. I'll take care of it. Except waffles.

Well, of course, worry about waffles. Just put her in a Tupperware or something.

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The Anyone want a top up?

Don't make me drink alone guys. Warren, you've had three pints Anyone want to top up?

Don't make me drink alone, guys.

Warren, you've had three pints already.

You should be in the zone.

Let's celebrate.

No thanks, Clive.

You're all right.

Jeez, you're still hung up on the whole being a secret murderer, aren't you?

Let it go as my daughter sings to me at five in the morning.

You did great tonight.

You didn't fuck up once.

Brianie, let's have a drink.

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