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Kill James Bond!

S2E8: A Queen’s Ransom

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7615 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times.George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate the Queen! Can they finish off Er Maj before their nemesis, the character legitimately named Police Inspector Karate Master, tracks them down? Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond     *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Alice from the future.

0:02.2

The movie that's the subject of this episode, stars George Lasonby, who long-time fans of the show may know we have sort of adopted as the fun bond, the unproblematic bond, the best bond.

0:15.7

You have to put those remarks into historical context, and the historical context is us recording this several

0:24.1

days ago. Several days ago was a different time, a time when cultural norms and values were different

0:30.4

and when we didn't know that we could get yelled at for this. Unfortunately, the day after we

0:36.2

recorded this, George Lazenby took the stage in Perth and said some shit.

0:42.3

It's pretty bad.

0:43.9

The lesson I would draw from this is to trust no bond, and especially to trust no male actor working in the 60s.

0:52.4

We, going forward, will try not to put all of our eggs into one Australian model basket.

1:02.8

And we apologize in advance for all of the nice things that we said about Van who we

1:09.3

believed, falsely, it seems, to be basically okay.

1:14.9

This is an error we will not be repeating, and I would also like to announce the institution

1:20.5

of a new format called The Misandry Hour. The Misandry Hour begins now and does not end.

1:26.0

We hope you're still able to enjoy the episode, and thank you for your patience.

1:38.0

The country is never going to be the same again.

1:41.8

It's our heavy, heavy responsibility to mourn a

1:47.3

grave, a grave loss of the public life of this nation. It's kind of unbelievable. Like after

1:53.9

a lifetime of service. Yeah. Yeah. Someone who's been there for just like so long. You think you're going to be used to it, right? You think that, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're not, you know? People, people who you aren't expecting to cry, cry, weep openly in the streets, like children. I had a huge argument with a friend of mine about it, actually. I mean, it's just because our emotions was so, so high.

2:18.0

Oh, hugely sorry.

2:18.8

It divided my family group chat clean in half.

2:22.1

I was talking to someone who said people have left family group chats over it.

2:27.2

I know.

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