Good morning listeners.

Obviously, at this point, you're aware of the sort of the way that we like to do things.

We like to have a running theme for certain things.

And for the last two, last three even Jack Ryan movies, we have done a little bit of a fun cold open in the accent or the voice.

So for Red October, I did one in Russian.

It wasn't very, very good. For Patriot Games, I'm already forgetting the names of these

goddamn things. From Patriot Games, obviously Abby did her phenomenal Irish accent. And then

immediately following that, with clear and present danger, she did an American...

Perfect.

I paused there to think of the right word

to describe how good that impression was specifically.

So now, as we come up to Air Force One,

please put your hands together, ladies and gentlemen,

for Kazakhstan Abbey.

Go right ahead.

All right, press the intro button. Incredible work there, Abby.

It's a shame.

It's a shame we probably can't leave that in due to its sort of gratuitously offensive nature.

Yeah, yeah, it's a shame.

My recording software fucked up.

So listeners, you'll never get to see the perfect Kazakhstani accent that I did. It was phenomenal. It was great. Yeah. It really, I would say it changed my opinions about a lot of things, but mostly about about the country of Canada. It sounded very weirdly Serbian, which is a theme of this entire movie. I put a lot of work into the traditional Kazakhstan dress as well.

Sadly, the recording is lost.

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