Do you, did you watch The Good Place?

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure that this entire thing, not this episode, but this entire thing is my good place.

Like I'm doing a podcast about my favorite show with my best friend and really, I don't know it, but I hate it.

But you're in hell.

Yeah.

You're like, Jeremy Baramy.

Welcome to SvU Pod, especially heinous.

I'm Gabe.

I'm Tasha.

We are on season two, episode five, baby killer. Tasha's favorite.

Okay, opening scene. We are at a playground of a school. It's recess. The kids are like running all over the place.

There's like an outside teacher who's just kind of trying to keep everybody in line.

She got bullshit playground duty that nobody ever wants. Yeah. She sees a bunch of kids talking to some adults through the fence and goes up and tells those dudes, she's like, get the fuck out of here. They're like, fucky, bitch. Then there's a gunshot and all the kids are screaming and running and there's a little girl laying on the ground who's been shot and this girl has to be, I'm guessing this girl's like six years old at this point yeah the teacher she is like an amazing actress i don't know

her name is or anything but she was like screaming like help me help me there's like spit coming out

of her mouth oh yeah and the teacher also has a fucking walkie-talkie and she calls over the radio for

somebody to call 911 and then theme song so they're in the squad room. Everybody's sitting on desks and hanging out like a rag tag group of detectives. Kragans got like a serious dad face on and he's like, you guys, there's been a shooting of a little kid. Obviously everybody's like bummed out about it. Yeah, but Munch rightfully is like, why do we

catch it? Yeah. Cragon says the brass things were better equipped to handle the situation. And then Stabler's like, okay, fine, bring in the pervert. Oh, those infamous double doors. Oh, yeah. Open up and two cops walk in flanking this fucking first grader. I know. So the kid is in Kragans office playing with dinosaurs. They were trying to get hold of the parents both had called

and sick that day and they hadn't found him yet and munch is like oh they called in sick like that answers a bunch of questions for me judgy judgey munch yeah but then like immediately like two parents run in and are like oh my god where's our son there's we heard there was a shooting like oh my god tell me he's okay they gave us the address to SVU, not the hospital. Like, is he dead? You know? And they are like, oh my God, where's our son? We heard there was a shooting. Like, oh, my God, tell me he's okay.

They gave us the address to SVU, not the hospital.

Like, is he dead?

You know? And they're like, oh my God, he's fine. He's actually the shooter. And they were like, what? The way she said it when they came in, she's like, oh, sorry about the confusion. Like there was a delivery order mix up.

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