It's Bud Pot 39.

Ah, sorry I was just reading some R. L. Stein.

It still scares me to this day.

Yeah. Another mask.

What if there was a mask?

What if there was a mask in a theme park?

What if there was a theme park? What if there was a theme park?

What if there was so frustrated? What if there was some theme park of masks? I used to get so frustrated.

What if there was some goo?

Goo, there was a lot of goo. A lot of goo. Oh, the horror at Camp Jelly Jam. I used to get so frustrated when he wouldn't just fucking double down on the horror. And it would end on a, but not really sort of note. And you go, no, I'm like. And then Susie woke up and her parents weren't made of goo.

Yeah, and you're like, I'm reading the book, aren't I?

No. sort of note and you go, no, I'm like, and then Susie woke up and her parents weren't made of go. Yeah, and you're like, I'm reading the book, aren't I? I'm ready for this. I picked up the book with the horrible yellow eyes on it. Yeah, you don't, don't appeal to the wimps who aren't reading this book in the first place. You know, those losers. Oh man, I'm so dangerously close to getting arthritis on our seven years old because of how naled my fingers would be.

Choose your own adventures, just with an inability to commit.

Even from the first decision.

Trying to fucking doctor strange your way through all the different timelines.

Yeah, there'd be one like set in a museum and if you go down one portal, you up on, like, a spaceship. And if you go down another, you'll end up in, like, a medieval countryside. And it was like, I'd even have my fingers there, and you'd go, just start the fucking book again, Glenn. Like, if you don't like your decision to start again. Yeah. I bought one in lockdown. Just a complete, just impulse purchase Because I was like, I suddenly just had this

Role. Yeah. I bought one in lockdown. Did you?

A complete, just impulse purchase because I was like, I suddenly just had this real moment of,

oh God, yeah, my I-A-O-A-Stine books.

And I was trying to remember the names of all of them and remember all the storylines. The idea of someone reading R.L. Stein on Kindles, really funny.

Really funny to me. Really pathetic. But I went on Amazon and I was like, I wonder how much it would be. And if he's still going, he's still just as prolific. I don't know what they're possibly about now. Because he covered all the bases. Care homes. Literally the first one was, he covered ghosts in book one. What if a care home was full of masks. Yeah, and he'd done spooky cameras by book two, which was say cheese and die.

I guess not spooky iPhones.

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