S2E36-ReRun-REWATCH01-PT02-HelloMsCobel
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast
Allen Stare
4.8 • 733 Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
HEY, REFINER! NO MESSING AROUND...WE'VE GOT A FILE TO GET TO!!
Time to keep it going with Part TWO of the 'all outie' episode!! What were the outies up to as Mark and the gang were trying to get back to work? Mostly getting fired and re-hired by Lumon. We see Seth Milchick is a motorcycle guy. Dylan tries to get another job...but we learn being severed makes him undesirable in the work world. We watch Ms. Cobel get re-hired, but kind of turn it down. She then leaves the neighborhood in a blaze of glory that will not be matched for many years to come.
This is PART TWO, Refiner! You know what to do...it's time to open the file called "Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig."
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A BIG 'thank you' to Research Volunteer/Producer Refiner Vinny P. Vinny has been providing outstanding research and information during the Season Two Rewatch Episodes. Vinny is also tracking down Interview Victims...er, Subjects!
Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one!
A big 'thank you' to friend of the pod Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc.
BIG Thanks to Friend of the Podcast Hayley Erickson-Goelzer. She is Sister to creator Dan Erickson and also a listener. It took getting approval from Dan's Press Person, but thanks to her follow-through we've got a custom bumper from Hayley Erickson-Goelzer!!
Yes, that is really and truly Primary Director and Executive Producer Ben Stiller doing a custom bumper for 'Severed.' He actually did this bumper for the show while we were recording an interview for the Official Ben & Adam Podcast. Thank you, Ben for the Bumper and for bringing this incredible show to the screen!!
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Season 2 of "Severance" kicked off 1/17/2025 and ran through 3/20/2025.
The Second Season of the "Severed" Podcast Rewatch Episodes kicked off on April 24th, 2025. To support the Severed Podcast: (www.patreon.com/SeveredPod)
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Needing your own copies of the Lexington Letter and Orientation Booklet? I've got you covered with downloadable PDFs of both documents:
LETTER: LEXINGTONLETTER-TheLetter.pdf
HANDBOOK: LEXINGTONLETTER-MDROrientationHandbook.pdf
You haven't completely watched 'Severance' until you've listened to 'Severed'.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the refiner. Welcome to Severd, the Ultimate Severance podcast. This is your host, |
| 0:06.5 | Alan S, with a note about this week's podcast episode. It's another rerun. Vinnie P and I are |
| 0:12.6 | gearing up for the final rewatch of season two. We're preparing to break down the enormous |
| 0:17.0 | finale Cold Harbor. It's going to be huge. I'm planning for three podcast episodes |
| 0:22.2 | to cover the one hour and 24 minute finale. This is what you can expect from Severed over the |
| 0:27.4 | next few weeks. This week is part two of the episode one rewatch. Then, starting next week, |
| 0:33.4 | there will be three straight weeks of finale breakdown that will take us right into Thanksgiving. |
| 0:38.1 | Over the holidays, we'll be more reruns and possibly a season wrap-up. Starting with the new year, |
| 0:43.5 | be listening for more Origins episodes. We're already planning to break down the Jim Carrey |
| 0:48.6 | Kate Winslet movie, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, plus a big overview look at the Prisoner TV series |
| 0:56.1 | from the 1960s. You've been incredibly faithful to us. We're certainly going to return the favor. |
| 1:01.7 | I've noticed that a number of hobby and fan-made podcasts will start a re-watch, but then abandon |
| 1:06.9 | it somewhere along the way. I'm a completist with a sense of responsibility to you as the |
| 1:12.4 | listener. We won't leave you hanging. Severed will complete the season and we're going to try to |
| 1:17.3 | help fill the void between now and the start of season three with more origins episodes and as |
| 1:23.1 | many interviews as Vinny P can get lined up. So if you're ready, Refiner, it's time to revisit |
| 1:28.4 | part two of the first rewatch episode of Season 2. Hello, Ms. Cobell. |
| 1:36.7 | Severed, the Ultimate Severance podcast. |
| 1:52.5 | Welcome back to part two of Hello Ms. Cobell. No formalities or refiner, no long-winded welcomes. You know why you're here. Let's get right back into it. It's time to reopen the file |
| 1:56.7 | called Hello, Ms. Cobell. Last time, Milchick had just put Mark on the severed elevator, Milchick is standing |
| 2:05.1 | ominously in the lobby as the elevator doors are about to close. |
| 2:08.8 | Goodbye, Marcus. |
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