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It's BudPod 34.

And you can call me Flirty Moore.

Oh, yeah.

That'd be awful.

A nickname that would follow you around like that is not a good one.

What do you think...

I once did a corporate gig where one of the big jokes of this office, and I'd been warned by the people in advance that we're a bit rowdy, we're a bit mad, and you know how normally at a corporate gig when they go, we love humor here at Crimpton and Sons?

Yes.

What they mean is, oh, now that you mention it, for the love of God, don't swear, don't mention alcoholism, the CEO's brothers in jail. They don't ever mean it. This company did. Oh, okay, because usually the gig may as well be on 7am breakfast television. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For the way they want you to handle it, yeah, absolutely. These lunatics actually mentored. Right. It's the only time they've ever mentored. And they're like making, like, middle-aged women are coming up to collect awards and making, like, fuck jokes about me while they're up there. Oh. Like, it's really, like, it was such a, like, a horny, horny panto office that these people worked in. It was really strange. Yeah. And one of their big, funny jokes was that one of the guys in their office was called The Octopus. Jesus Christ. Because he would, I don't know, touch people's bums or something. Could be a touchy-feely guy. There's no other way. No, that was what was heavily implied, yeah.

And his big prize was a big mug.

That was like an octopus mug.

Unless you look over and there's this huge pagan god with eight arms. And you go, oh, it's the eight arms thick. It's Cassulu. Yeah, yeah. These guys work with Casulu. Once you get past the incomprehensible horror, he's really not such a bad guy.

Yeah, you don't have to be Lovecraftian to work. Once you get past the incomprehensible horror, he's really not such a bad guy.

Yeah, you don't have to be Lovecraftian to work here, but it helps.

But instead, you don't have to be Lovecraftian to work here, but it, and then, like, helps, turns into that kind of otherworldly alphabet that you can't read.

Aramaic. But it... Aramaic. Oh. But it...

No, his prize was like a big mug shape like an octopus.

And the award for most arms goes to...

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